Concord, MA – There are stories that sound so absurd that you immediately want to dismiss them as a joke.
That's exactly what we thought when, after the infamous macaroon incident (see Physicists vs. Pastry Chef: The War Is Over!), triggered by Dr. Floros' ambitious but apparently momentous attempt to trump Fan Ting Huang's golden delicacy, we received some very strange messages.
Citizens claimed that the legendary golden macaroon had “appeared” to them. Well, there are always people who have too much imagination or free time. But then we noticed a disturbing detail: all these messages were dated to a point in the near future.
An insignificant joke? Possibly. After all, Dr. Floros himself speculated that he might have inadvertently sent his creation to another universe. But when more messages suddenly appeared, a curious anecdote turned into a real sensation – because among the “messages from the future” were articles from SPACE WORLD TIME(s)!
Yes, you read that right. One of our own editors seems to be sending us reports from the future! How this is possible is beyond our knowledge. But anyone who knows the person in question knows that it is more than unlikely to be a mere joke.
And now comes the real scoop: the last article sent was anything but an entertaining side note – it points to an event of far-reaching significance.
What exactly is the revelation? Read for yourself. And while we try to understand the mysterious events, we reserve the right to publish a statement at an unspecified time.
Stay tuned – the future is closer than you think.
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