Concord – The mysterious story of the escaped turtle takes an unexpected turn. Despite the watchful eyes of our fellow citizens – above all the tireless Mrs. Agatha Bates – the shelled phantom remains untraceable. And now a new question arises: Is this a simple case of turtle escape or an elaborate conspiracy?
Our editorial team has, of course, continued to work intensively on the case (we even created a mind map with red threads, and yes, we are taking this VERY seriously). Thanks to an anonymous tip – delivered on a napkin to our mailroom – we have uncovered some explosive new details:
1.The trail of the lettuce: Several vegetable suppliers in the region report unusually high sales of lettuce – a favorite dish of tortoises. Particularly striking: a larger order was placed by a “Tina Schild”. Coincidence? We don’t think so.
2. Mrs. Bates swears she has seen the tortoise again. According to her detailed description, the animal was moving slowly but purposefully towards the city center. “She didn't want to be recognized, I saw that immediately,” emphasized Mrs. Bates, thereby demonstrating not only her (undoubtedly flawless) eyesight.
3. The mysterious phone prank: Since the last publication, we received several anonymous calls in which a croaking voice whispered: “Leave the turtle alone.” We're not sure if we're dealing with an organized crime turtle movement or just a bored teenager – but we're continuing to investigate.
And what about the original report that started this whole madness? After following up with the Concord Insider, we uncovered a frightening revelation: The report was filed online using a prepaid account – and the e-mail address? shellter101@tortuga.com.
As we continue to unravel the mystery, we would like to call on the citizens of Concord to be on the lookout. If you see a suspicious turtle – or notice a missing salad – please contact us immediately.
Only one question remains: is the turtle an innocent runaway or is it deeply involved in a secret, criminal underground organization?
BREAKING: We have just received confirmation of the incredible information that another report has been filed about a runaway turtle – this time at the local editorial office in Lexington. The phone number is different, but it is also a fake! The report will still be published, however, since it has been paid for!
This can no longer be a coincidence. The question is: How deep does this turtle conspiracy really go? We'll keep at it! 🐢
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